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« on: March 11, 2010, 07:18:41 AM » |
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DISCLAIMER: 90% of the time the things i write on this forum are meant as a joke! Please be advised that these jokes are not meant to upset or hurt any one individual. if i offend you i am sorry. the other 10% of the time i am serious. if you are unsure pm me and i will be glad to explain. thxs
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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2010, 08:24:10 AM » |
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I once read in a bathroom stall, "You can't rush perfection"
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2010, 08:26:11 AM » |
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Never forget the time I met a couple friends at C-folds, not knowing it was Bridget the Midget night. 
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2010, 09:41:32 AM » |
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I want to make a zombie movie in a land of midgets and the leader rides an elephant. That would be epic...
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Please spread the word to all local Jeepers!!
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2010, 09:49:13 AM » |
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you know after about 18 years of searching the internet I am beginning to wonder if it even exists. "Lesbian/asian/midget porn anyone?
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2010, 10:55:08 AM » |
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in my limited viewing of internet porn  Haven't see that one yet.. well sort of, aren't all Aisians kinda like midgets? Their average height is like 4' 3" probably would be shorter if it wasn't for Yo Ming
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 10:57:49 AM » |
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in my book a midget has to have that distinctive large ass, bad posture, no knee bending when they walk type of traits in order to be a legal dwarf.
No offense meant by that.
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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2010, 11:27:11 AM » |
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I think every you said above was offensive in some way Tony. Just not to me. & Jeff I too want to make a movie but no zombie's just oompa loompas and no elephant but a stud hung like an elephant. 
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2010, 11:52:03 AM » |
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I think everyone should own a midget.....easpecially you Big D
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2010, 01:08:24 PM » |
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I had a physics teacher in highschool who was normal sized, but built like a midget (walked like one too). You would have been amazed, Tony.
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2010, 03:48:00 PM » |
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I think everyone should own a midget.....easpecially you Big D
I could just throw bars on my belly button hole to cage it too  I know I know TMI 
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2010, 05:40:18 AM » |
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